Ten ways to know you are his side chick

10. HIS PHONE NEVER RINGS Or is never even visible. Think about it, you’re with someone all day and not ONCE has his phone rang or buzzed. It may be on silent or off and they may even use the excuse that they’re “giving you their full attention” but regardless it’s suspicious that in these times we live in where our phones are our lifelines and he’s not using his around you. 9. MY PHONE’S ABOUT TO DIE You’ve heard or even used this excuse before. The age old “sorry I’m sorry I’ll call you back in a few my phones dying.” How is it that about 90% of the time you try to reach him, his phone is on the brink of death but when you’re with him its never being used. 8. HE REPEATS HIMSELF One of the main things liars do is repeat themselves, simply because they can’t keep up or remember who they told what to. To be safe, they have 2 options. Either he can ask you if he told you about blah blah OR he can repeat his lie into existence. 7. HIS COMPLIMENTS ARE ALL PHYSICAL If the only thing he has to say about you is how sexy you look or how fat that ass is….yea. Try having an intelligent conversation with him and if all he can say after is “your lips are so juicy”, chances are you aren’t the chick he listens to. 6. NO SPONTANEITY All your dates are scheduled in advance. There’s never a chance for a last minute rendezvous because he’s got you booked when his main girl is busy. 5. DATES ARE CLOSER TO YOU THAN HIM If you’ve never been to any vicinity close to his place of work or home theres a reason he’s keeping you away from there. Next time you’re out with him suggest a place close to his home and see what he says. 4. HIS TWEETS ARE VAGUE He can either be a very private person and doesn’t like anyone knowing who he is dating or a scumbag with DMs that are more popping than an AOL Chatroom in ’99. 3. YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE ANYTHING IN HIS APARTMENT Are you crazy, “make sure you have everything before you go” as he looks around the room frantically cleaning up all evidence. 2. HE’S NEVER DISAPPOINTED WHEN YOU CANCEL ON HIM Any man that really has an interest in you will care if you can’t make it out on the date. He’s thinking you can’t come? no problem...texts the next chick. I like to refer to her as the side chick understudy. 1. IT’S VALENTINES DAY AND YOU’RE NOT WITH HIM. Sorry boo, hate it had to be you but YOU’RE THE SIDE CHICK. http://dickwet.com/2013/02/14/10-ways-to-know-if-youre-the-side-chick/